Well, today was the day that my husband and I went to the OBGYN to get my IUD taken out. We went in expecting a quick and mildly uncomfortable experience, however, it turned out to be much different! It ended up being 40 minutes of my dr digging into my cervix/uterus trying to find it. I have never experienced that sort of pain in my life! My husband held my hand the entire time as I cried and screamed in his ear.
Part of me was utterly embarrassed, however, the dr was so kind and supportive. He was so kind and kept telling me to hang on, and just keep going. He also kept apologizing for it being so difficult, because normally it only takes a few seconds. He also told me that in the years he has been practicing medicine, that this had only happened to one other person! I told him that I was honored to be his second case.
When he finally pulled it out (as I embarrassingly screamed the f-word), everyone cheered and clapped. As a joke, I said I was going to keep it and put in my Christmas tree! The doctor laughed and he cleaned it off and gave it to me! LOL! Now I have it as a reminder of the struggle it took to get it out, and the strange humor of the situation.
If there is anything that I learned from this situation it is that I NEVER want to have a natural birth!
Oh no! That sounds painful. I’m so glad you all were able to find humor in the situation though! lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL yes! I was happy that the dr joined in!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Definitely lol
LikeLike
Oh no. I’m sorry it was so painful! Sounds awful. But now it’s done and out. Another step towards a baby! And lol about the Xmas ornament! 🎄
LikeLiked by 1 person
BAHAHAHA yes! I think it will be a great ornament!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Is that normal? Perhaps he should have given you a prescription for paid medical beforehand.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It is definitely not normal! lol he had only had 1 other case that was difficult.
LikeLike
I had a completely natural birth, it took 26 hours and I actually really enjoyed it. The worst thing I said was “Ow, that one was really painful” about one contraction in particular lol And the silly male dr I had, said “ignore the pain” as I was pushing my baby out, surrounded by 5 other women, all who had given birth themselves…he was lucky not to get a fist to the jaw 😛 I wrote a post (A Brilliant Birth) about my entire experience on my blog. @ http://getresurgatized.com/2015/03/30/2866/
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL!
LikeLike
I was too happy to care, but my mum said she was squeezing my hand not for support, but to stop herself punching him in the jaw…so I don’t know if that’s comforting or not lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL!!
LikeLike
OUCH!!!!!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
YES!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow, I feel your pain! About 8 months ago, I had Implanon removed from my arm – implanted birth control in my arm. What was suppposed to be a QUICK procedure turned into 30 minutes of the doctor digging in my arm with a pair of tweezers!
LikeLike
oh man!! OUCH!!
LikeLike
Love how you turned something horrible into a bit of humor… that will keep you young forever..
~ Bluebird
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL thank you! I mean it was so ridiculous how could it not be funny?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Gah! Glad you had support! Sounds blaaaahhhhh.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was pretty intense!
LikeLike
Ouch! So sorry you went through such pain, in such a sensitive area! You got through it though, so well done! x
LikeLike
🙂 Thank you! I feel like i am ready for birth now
LikeLiked by 1 person
That sounds so awful. I’m so sorry you had to experience that. *noting to self not to choose the IUD as birth control option…*
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL well the IUD was great and I would do it again, but it just SUCKED for me on the way out. Typically it is just an easy tug and its out
LikeLike
Oh man, I truly feel bad for you. Glad it all worked out in the end.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, since he was pretty much elbow-deep in there, you’ll have no problem shooting out an arm-sized person. LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
BAHAHAHA yes!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ouch that sounds painful, although I had a natural birth an the drugs were very goofd
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was crazy!
LikeLiked by 1 person